Sad Angela Merkel

Someone left their litter on the train where Angela Merkel was sitting and now people are giving her dirty looks because they think she did it

No-one remembered to tell Angela Merkel that instead of having a meeting, they were going to have a picnic and she has been waiting for 3 and a half hours now…

Angela Merkel bought David Cameron a really thoughtful and quite expensive birthday present but she left it on the tube, and now he thinks she forgot and is just saying that.

Angela Merkel loves the snow but she only has stilettos to wear and her toes are cold

Angela Merkel was really exited to meet Santa at the Christmas party. But when she arrived she was just handed a costume and a sack and told to go and change quickly and now she feels shocked and disillusioned. 

The rest of Angela Merkel’s family all have the flu and she knows that because she hasn’t had it yet she’ll be ill over Christmas

Angela Merkel recalls the time when she wet herself on stage during the school nativity

Angela Merkel had to leave quickly so drank her water too fast and now she has hiccups, the really nasty high-pitched obnoxious kind, and everyone thinks she’s just looking for attention.

Angela Merkel burnt her tongue on her tea and then left it too long and it went cold.

Angela Merkel got a 99 flake but then a seagull took the flake and now she’s wondering if it would be unacceptable to eat the ice cream…